OC Fashion Update: The Blushing Bride

The almost ex-Mrs. Julie Cooper-Nichol-Cooper, as Sandy so aptly put it, was left at the altar on last night's OC. And while I'm so sad for her that her heart his breaking, I'm kind of relieved because a) Jimmy would have gotten whacked eventually, leaving her with his bad debt b) she's already got enough to worry about now that Cal has left her with nothing and c) she's hot! She can do better! But the real question on viewers' minds is what's going to happen to all those designer clothes? Marissa's Donna Karan? Her Chanel? The infamous Prada mary janes? And Julie's Juicy Couture sweat suits? The future is uncertain, so let’s take a moment of silence to mourn the inevitable mondo tag sale.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way, I do have one gripe about last night’s outfits. Summer was over yesterday, but Marissa and Sum are still wearing beach cover ups! While I understand this Olsen twins-inspired “maternity wear” look is the latest fad among skinny starlets trying to cover up their eating disorders, I believe it’s time to wear some more form-fitting things for the new fall season! And it’s time to eat some caramel-covered apples! Don’t you agree? I do give Sum props, though, for that amazing belted skirt that she wore while setting up that tiki hut with Cohen. Oh, and our clever Trend Consultant has pointed out that there is no longer any physical chemistry between Summer and Seth. They don’t even make out! Marissa and Ryan, on the other hand, well, they're in makeout city!

I have nothing else to say except for, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE OFF THOSE GAUCHO PANTS!

Have a great weekend:)