America's Next Top Model, A Drinking Game

Dear fashionistas,

First let me apologize for the temporary disappearance of my column! And thank you to Trend Consultant for stepping in when things started to look bleak. I promised you the results of our Fall shoe survey -- and they're coming! -- but No White After Labor Day has relocated to NYC, so we've been quite busy getting our bearings in the big city. I will say one thing: I'm still seein' a few gauchos and I'm STILL seeing flip-flops! Hello?!?! It's November already. Okay, NOW onto more important things, like ANTM, my new favorite show. Yes, you heard that right, OC, step it up or you're out of my favor! This was collectively created by various watchers who tested it last week and got pleasantly buzzed. Enjoy!

During the show…
- Drink anytime someone says "high fashion" or "fierce"
- Drink when we dyke out over Kim! (translation: drink when Kim does something totally adorable and/or funny and/or hot, or when you have a "Kim moment")
- Drink every time Jayla bitches about someone (Hell, anytime she's bitchy!)
- Drink every time Kim talks about femininity
- Drink any time Kim gets a new BFF
- Drink every time Lisa drinks or does something totally retarded, like dressing in black face (for real, see photo)
- Drink every time they go crazy over Tyra mail
- Drink any time anyone says modelingg is hard work" or something to that effect
- Drink whenever one of the models says “this is my dream”
- Drink whenever one of the models cries!

During judging…
- Anytime Nigel flirts with any of the girls (raised eyebrows counts)
- If any of the judges say: "I don't see supermodel," or "Too commercial"
- Drink when Tyra calls anyone fierce, double drink when she calls herself fierce
- Drink when Tyra goes ghetto (snaps!)
- Drink while Twiggy sits there looking prim and blinking!
- Drink every time Tyra explains the prizes
- Drink every time Tyra says "you are one step closer..."
- Drink every time either one of the Jays make a reference to how awesome they are
- Sip every time Tyra strikes a pose to show how it's done (always several in a row--if you can discern when the facial expression changes ever-so-slightly)